Soda Is the Devil

“When you’re fourteen and you want to be cool, you should start smoking cigarettes. We don’t allow that anymore. We stopped that, and that was a very wise thing for us to do. We need to do the same thing with junk food.”
Soda is the devil.
Diet soda is the devil.
GMOs are the devil.
Gluten is the devil.
Dairy is the devil.
Sugar is the devil.
Santa is the devil.
The Easter Bunny is the devil.
The Pope is the devil.
George W. Bush is the devil.
Al Sharpton is the devil.
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