SHOPPING: Crummy’s real Brooklyn gift guide

Note: More media content is available for this story at BrooklynPaper.com.By Crummy the PigeonThe Brooklyn PaperI’m in a flap over this Brooklyn gift guide those bird brains at The Brooklyn Paper put together. Slapping “Bklyn” on some goofy tube socks and charging $100 doesn’t make it a Kings County original — it makes you look like an overpriced street fair vendor. So I put together my own real-deal gift guide, packed with more authentic Brooklyn than you can shake