Several Good Reasons to Avoid Marriage

Arthur Schopenhauer, famous for his positive outlook and sunny disposition* said, “Marrying means to grasp blindfolded into a sack hoping to find an eel amongst an assembly of snakes.” I couldn’t agree more! My wedding is in two weeks! I’m deep in the sack!
Of course, most of the following terrors are automatically alleviated by avoiding marriage. Everything will also be fine if you don’t have a family but do have sacks of money, if you&nbs