RHYMES WITH CRAZY: Lenore translates your order at Starbucks

See this story at BrooklynPaper.com.By Lenore Skenazyfor Brooklyn PaperPlease pay attention. There will be a quiz.Starbucks recently took out a two-page, fold-out, super-slick ad in the New Yorker to educate us benighted, Folgers-swilling plebes on “The Art of Espresso and Milk.”
Using a chart only slightly less complex than the Periodic Table of the Elements (for instance, it did not list Barium or Neptunium), it showed a sort of timeline of coffee concoctions, starting with:Doppio: