Pizza Rat’s Protégé, Pizza Squirrel, Comes to Brooklyn

My relationship with squirrels has suffered this past year. Last summer, after being away for a week, I reentered my apartment to find a giant squirrel tail poking directly through my AC door. This means a live adult squirrel was sitting partially inside of my apartment. I knocked on the window to scare it away—it was stubborn and wouldn’t leave—then, finally,  it scampered only a few feet from view. Phew, I thought. Then it got worse.
I started hearing tin