In This Shoe, I Thee Wed

My fiancée and I were sitting in our living room one stuffy evening not too long ago, talking about her wedding dress. Out of some combination of tradition, laziness, and superstition, I’ve chosen not to see it before the wedding. Still, I’ve heard all about shopping for it, trying it on, and getting it fitted. I may not know how it looks, but I’ve had dreams about it. I guess we talk about it a lot, actually (but not too much! Hi, honey!).One day, she said to me, &