How Sabering Can Redeem Your New Year’s Eve

A New Year’s Eve party is usually a gathering of people wearing sequins and looking at each other, hoping the current company will somehow manifest into an unattainably good time. Noisemakers and streamers and sparkly hats that dandruff gold onto our festive garments falsely promise the sort of capital-F fun that inspires exclamation points and epic, high-engagement Instagram posts.
But what we are often left with is paltry lower case-f fun and a blindingly hungover January