Horoscopes: September

Virgo | Aug 23–Sep 22
Summer is all about playing Nintendo, watching Janet Jackson videos and swimming in your neighbors’ pool all day, but now summer is over. It’s time to fill your backpack with fresh new markers because your life is changing by leaps and bounds these days—more leaps, than bounds, of course, because no one is lighter on their feet than you. (Except maybe that one time, but we won’t count that.) You’re always on the verge of somethi