Horoscopes: December & January

Sagittarius | Nov 22–Dec 21
Here’s the thing about Hillary Rodham Clinton: a white pantsuit is not very sensible at all, essentially functioning as an expensive canvas for coffee stains. Be like Hillz, Sagittarius. Allow your consistently sound judgement to slip into bursts of giddy foolishness during your birthday month. Eat pancakes for dinner; count a bag of Skittles as a serving of fruit. Maybe consider going goth? Or wear a white pantsuit. Channel Her however you see f