Crush Your Enemies With These Two New Year’s Eve Punches

The holidays are a long, dark time of desperate, no-holds-barred fights for dominance. Your parents, your siblings, your aunts and uncles, all dredging up decades-old grudges and laying them out on the table, much like that plastic centerpiece from 1985 that Mom is still using. And, once you’re through with your family, it’s time to move on to your friends at New Year’s! For what is New Year’s Eve, but a time to compete with your friends and colleagues to have the best, t