Cider Week rules

It’s a controversial opinion, but I’m kind of meh on the apple-picking craze that seems to sweep the city around this time of year. I love getting out of the city in the fall as much as the next girl, but I find that a day spent in one of those overpriced, over-commodified apple-picking farms crawling with people is always vaguely disappointing, plus I always end up with a jar of apple butter that I’ll never eat. I’m exaggerating, but honestly the notion of having someone