BIG SCREECHER: The day Carmine wasn’t ready for his close-up!

See this story at BrooklynDaily.com.By Carmine Santa MariaBrooklyn DailyI’m madder than a crazed starlet who gets her close-up when she’s not ready for it over the fact that every time I get on television it happens when I leastest expect it, and I end up looking like the crazy old man that I am.Look, you all know the ol’Screecher doesn’t shy away from the camera whenever one comes around, but that doesn’t mean I have a hair-and-make-up guy on stand by to make me lo