A Partial List of New York Values, Ranked

photo by Dominique Stewart
“Everyone understands that the values in New York City are socially liberal or pro-abortion or pro- gay-marriage, focus around money and the media.” —Ted Cruz
22) Social liberalism
21)Pro-choice
20) Pro-gay-marriage
19) Probably the dollar slice
18) Not the Cronut
17) Knowing that a regular coffee means two sugars and milk
16) Mocking New Jersey
15) Barely tolerating Long Island
14) Ignoring Westchester until a New York Times Real Estate pie