A “Heat Dome” Will Envelop Us This Weekend

Aw, weather. What personality is has. Winter gives us Polar Vortexes. Fall gives us Superstorms. Spring, gross amounts of wind. So meet our hyperbolic weather condition of the summer, Heat Dome, because it is coming to New York City this weekend.
As I type these words, one such dome has formed over a gigantic portion of the country, and it’s spreading East, according to New York Metro Weather and Daily Intelligencer. Underneath that dome, the heat index will