Local Restaurants Want to Cure Your VD Issues

What, you don't refer to Valentine's Day that way? Whenever I retire from this gig or make the leap to working at home with Google and earning at least $6,474 per check, the first thing I'm gonna do is unsubscribe from a whole lot of email newsletters. But in order to keep up with the news for you, dear reader, my inbox stays pretty stuffed with restaurant news and special offers.