Dalton’s Broken Thumb, Bengals’ Broken Season

By Jason Keidel
By now you know I’m a shameless, unapologetic, appalling homer.
My blood type is black & gold. I was weaned on Mean Joe Greene. I still have an original Terrible Towel from 1978, when the Steelers had half of their six Super Bowls. I still speak in the collective — “We” won yesterday — and that helmet with odd one logo on one side is the only one that still drains my adrenal gland.
But this year had none of those Super Feelings. Their defense was