Ken Bone sells out for Uber

Bone, the nation's favorite undecided voter and sweater icon who won the Internet's heart during the second presidential debate, has sold out. For Uber."Everyone wants to know if I've decided ... and I have," Bone tweeted on Thursday. "uberSELECT helps you ride in style like me."
What is uberSELECT? Who cares about that, or anything anymore.OK fine, it's apparently a new "luxury option" that lets customers in St. Louis be picked up in fancier cars. Customers like American debate hero Ken Bone."A