Arnold, Smurfs and Wacky Elderly in Theaters

Nothing super splashy opening at the multiplex this weekend. The Smurfs have a movie. I’m not going to lie to you – I couldn’t make myself go to the screening. I’m really sorry. I seriously hate the Smurfs.
In other news, Schwarzenegger’s Columbus-filmed and -set Aftermath is coming to town, some freaky looking horror hits Gateway, Drexel opens an effective post-war drama, a Herbalife doc comes to town. The point is, look beyond the big theaters, and you’ll fi