World's largest atom smasher shut down by weasel

GENEVA, Switzerland - Officials say a weasel-like rodent managed to shut down the world’s most powerful atom smasher after the vermin apparently gnawed through a power cable.CERN’s Large Hadron Collider is a 17-mile long machine that sits deep underground on the border of France and Switzerland. Engineers investigating the shutdown said they found the charred remains of what was once a somehwat adorable, furry animal near a chewed-up power cable."We had electrical problems, a