Can You Get Arrested For Giving A Wet Willy? This Man Did

FORT PIERCE, Fla. (AP) — Authorities say a Florida man has been arrested for being belligerent and giving his girlfriend a wet willy.
A St. Lucie County sheriff’s deputy went to the home after Joseph Sireci’s girlfriend told authorities he was drunk on the living room floor when she returned from work earlier this month.
According to an affidavit, she said Sireci accompanied her and her daughter to another home where Sireci continued to be belligerent and on the way home, grabb