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Like America’s 45th president, Joe DiMaggio wasn’t a reader, so literary symbolism wasn’t his thing, and the allusion to him in the Simon & Garfunkel hit “Mrs. Robinson” initially irritated Joltin’ Joe. “What do they mean, ‘Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio?’” he’d grouse to his pals at Toots Shor’s. “I’m still here. I haven’t gone anywhere.”
DiMaggio met Paul Simon at a restaurant years later and