Why I turned into a middle-aged monster for the Queen Mary’s Dark Harbor

I never thought that my absolute hatred for a children’s song and the ever-aching bones and destroyed dreams of a middle-aged man would lead me to the stage.
But like the true thespian that I’ve now declared myself to be, I took these dark moments and used them for inspiration to land my first-ever acting gig on a live show, and it’s a monster of a role.
And I’m talking actual monster — I landed a part as a hideous evil demented creature thanks to my kids and o