What would Mike Pompeo do? He would yell.

You would think that if you were named secretary of state of our nation — the second-most important position in the world, and, really, the coolest — job No. 1 would be pulling on your big-boy trousers.
I don’t know about you all, but if I were appointed to such a gig, my wife would sit me down for some words of advice.
“You’re excited, and you should be — congratulations,” she’d go. “And you know what people are going to say by way of exampl