We are living in very strange times

Strange times.
We’re all adjusting to our new reality. The other night I called my friend Marc in Las Vegas. I asked him, what’s new?
Marc: We’re off bat.
Me: You’re not eating bat anymore?
Marc: No, we’ve switched to Impossible Bat. Tastes just like real bat!
Before the pandemic, I had no idea people ate bats. I also had no idea I’ve been washing my hands wrong my entire life. I’ve now washed my hands so many times I no longer have fingerprints.
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