Victimhood, Inc.

With all the hoax “hate crimes” and #MeToo shakedowns, a buddy of mine said he wants to get in on the action. He was going to claim to be sexually harassed/hate-crimed at work and, when asked by whom, he planned to respond, “By anyone who will settle.”
He went on to say, “You notice it is never the middle-income Waffle House manager who gets accused of sexual misconduct; it is always rich folk. I want a piece of that action.”
He’s onto something. An incr