Time for the annual shrinking of the clothes

I remember Mu Mu’s. The good old days when you could eat whatever and how much you wanted without your clothes taking revenge. Now my one size fits all items shout “Is she kidding?”
They laugh at my after-holiday weight when I attempt to get dressed, and whisper behind my behind, which obviously to anyone paying attention, is a conspiracy of massive portions, which is also my nibbling choice and specialty.
While I was bemoaning my fate and trying to button my big blouse (r