The online shopping game show

I enjoy online shopping.
Before you think I am driving my family into the poor house with my wanton one-click orders, I assure you I only buy what we need.
Sometimes we need cute tennis shoes with paw prints on them, right?
Recently, I purchased two things I needed. I now refer to them as Gayle’s Big Mistake, and Gayle’s Planned Yet Early Delivery.
If this was a game show, my category would be “Large Objects in Everyone’s Way.”
Please phrase your answers in the form