The blessing of time on our hands

Last week, I finally swallowed my pride and went to my local grocery store during their special senior shopping hour. This is a tough pill to swallow, especially in Hollywood, were too many candles on a birthday cake has killed more careers than the House Un-American Activities Committee.
I needed a few things, needed them so badly, I was willing to risk death to get them. Toilet paper (of course) because we all recognize, toilet paper is the foundation upon which civilization is built, the only