Take it from me: Lefties are special

Michelangelo was one and so was Leonardo da Vinci.  Ben Franklin admitted to it, though not to me. Madame Curie, Babe Ruth were, as were many of our favorite presidents.
Nevertheless, left-handed people have been unjustly maligned. It must end now.
It has been said left-handed people are intelligent, witty, sensual, and far superior to those of the other persuasion.  All right,  so I’m the one who said it. That doesn’t mean the statement is invalid, just exaggerated.
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