Taco Tuesday: Is this thing a salad or a taco?

“What the hell was that?” a woman asks her colleague, twisting her neck to see what I’m carrying on my tray. More heads swivel and gawk as I make my way through the crowded food hall at lunchtime looking for an empty table. “Oh. My. God. Would you look at that,” says another. 
I feel a soft tap on my shoulder. “Where did you get that?” asks a woman wearing a corporate name badge clipped to the lapel of her jacket. 
“Amorcito,” I say