Subscribing to so many newspapers

Steve Rubenstein
San Francisco Chronicle
901 Mission Street
San Francisco, California
Dear Steve, Thanks so very much for your letter — handwritten! On beautiful Chron stationery — of July 25, and please forgive my unforgivable lateness in replying.
And please forgive as well the highly public nature of my return letter, which is not handwritten, nor entrusted to the U.S. mail.
Long story short, I must say that seeing as I had last received a handwritten letter from anyone at all &md