Siri and Alexa: the new blackmailing babes

The snoop sisters are back. Siri and Alexa are those personal assistants living in our phones and homes who have surreptitiously been recording our most intimate moments and XX-rated potty mouths, especially those people who scream out loud #*&%$ at the TV or when a certain despicable politician appears or when she sees his tweets.
So the famous digital mukluks issued joint statements. In case you missed their sort of mea culpa last week, the companies made this confession:
“Apple, Goo