Musings from the ‘public nuisance’

Now that the Christmas shopping season is officially over, my mailbox is no longer as full as my gut; no more pamphlets on the price of rump roast at Stater Bros, coupons from Domino’s or pleas for donations to the Salvation Army.
Hell, even Bed, Bath and Beyond is giving it a rest.
Which is why I noticed a letter from the Palm Springs Police Department immediately.
In the first paragraph, the city declared me to be a “public nuisance.”
Yep. I’m accused of damaging the am