Lining up for a baseball-themed Mr. Bucketlist experience

My baseball bucketlist is very broad – I’m open to almost any new experience that gets me “closer to the game.”
At the end of each year, which also happens to be when my birthday falls on the calendar, Major League Baseball holds an online auction to raise money for its sanctioned charities.  Each of the 30 major league teams donates some kind of fan experience for auction.
In 2017, the auction item that peaked my interest was offered by the Texas Rangers and was cal