Kartje: Dear Amanda, thanks for marrying this sportswriter

Dear Amanda,
By the time you read this, you’ll be my wife, which, this being a sports column, feels like me winning the Triple Crown and the Heisman Trophy at the same time. My predictions in this space rarely come true, but I’ve never felt so confident in writing that you were a stunningly beautiful bride. So much so that it’s definitely your fault I blubbered through my vows.
For eight years, my work has been published in a newspaper. All along, you’ve been my biggest f