Jan Marshall: A few more reasons I’m giving up dieting

Impossible! With the relentless sun upon us, residents are speaking of bathing suits and frolicking on the beach. Not me. I was not against frolicking in general, but only after receiving citations for frolicking at board meetings.
I only swim in the evening during an eclipse for good reason. You see, I still have baby fat from my last pregnancy. My “baby” is 53 with kids of his own but my theory was slow and easy gets the job done.
The thing is, I am not adverse to getting in shape.