How to pull off an R-rated trip to Disney's birthplace 0:0

The kids, the crowds, the overpriced churros, the ready-to-go-all-"Westworld" creepy animatronics - if ever you needed a drink, it's inside Disneyland. Problem is, unless you're a card-carrying, Illuminati-tapped member of the secretive Club 33 , there's no place to get one.