HOA Homefront: ‘Twas the night before (the HOA’s) Christmas”

With my apologies to Clement C. Moore …
‘Twas the night before the HOA’s Christmas, and all through the communityNot a complaint was heard, there appeared just pure unity;The thank-you notes were placed by the bulletin board with care,In hopes the board and manager would soon see them there;
The homeowners were nestled all snug in their beds,No worries of paint or roofs bothering their heads,And the vice president in her condo, and I in mine, too,Had just settled down for a br