Frumpy Mom: I’m not pretentious enough for Napa Valley

I have a friend who owns a winery. Seriously, she really does. Now that you’re suitably impressed with me and my posh friends, I’ll tell you a secret: She doesn’t want it anymore.
See, she’s just a really unpretentious person, and this conflicts with the very premise of wine culture, which is wrapped up in pretentions and snobbery. If you’ve ever been to Napa Valley, you know what I’m talking about.
When you’re chatting about wine with certain people, if