Frumpy Middle-aged Mom: Yes, it’s true. I endured a shopping trip to IKEA

I don’t know if you’ve ever been to an IKEA store, but let me tell you, those establishments are retail Godzillas.
I recently went into the Costa Mesa store to buy some furniture for my son’s bedroom, and learned why they used to offer free birthday parties. It’s because you’re a year older by the time you finally find your way out of there.
Foolish me, I used to think Costco stores were huge and hard to maneuver, but then I discovered IKEA. They are to Costco what