Frumpy Middle-aged Mom: Yes, I went to a pot store. But people call it weed now. Write it down.

When I was diagnosed with cancer, I did what every other red-blooded, flag-waving American would do in my situation: I went to Costco. See, I’d been reading all this blather about things that are supposed to help you fight cancer, including pomegranate juice, which they sell at Costco. However, when I got there, I discovered it cost $10 a bottle.
Ouch. I know I’m a cheapskate, but seriously. You can buy quite a drinkable merlot around here for $3.99 a bottle. From Napa Valley. And th