Frumpy Middle-aged Mom: Who’s sleeping under your bed? Here’s what’s under mine

I don’t know if you’ve ever had anyone sleeping under your bed, but – trust me on this – it isn’t as much fun as it sounds.
There’s only a small amount of available space under my bed, because of all the other things that are shoved under there, like extra foam sleeping pads and random wrapped Christmas presents that have been down there so long, I’ve forgotten what year I put them there. There are so many dust bunnies, they have reproduced and now there