Frumpy Middle-aged Mom: Travel misadventures make great stories — when you get home

Since no one can travel anywhere and tourist destinations such as Catalina and Hawaii are actively telling you to stay away, I figured it was time for another episode of Marla’s endless series of travel mishaps. For once, this one actually wasn’t my fault, but it’s a story I like to share, so here goes.
Ignoring everyone’s advice, I took my kids to Egypt when they were 11 and 13 years old. My theory in those years was, if I want to go, I’m dragging them along. None