Frumpy Middle-aged Mom: The sunscreen skirmishes are real

One of the big benefits in having adult children is that I no longer have to worry about putting sunscreen on them. If they want to fry like a battered chicken in a hot oily pan, it’s on them.
If you’ve never had the misfortune to be charged with protecting young children against the deadly killer rays of the sun, let me tell you: It’s not pretty. Because they are not interested in being protected.
What they are interested in is getting the hell away from you as quickly as poss