Frumpy Middle-Aged Mom: The 10 stupidest things I’ve ever done

I know you’re not dumb, because you’re reading this column. But I’m witless enough for both of us, and I can prove it. Among the long list of really dumb things I’ve done, here are 10 that I came up with in a flash:
1 Look for my phone while I was actually talking on it. Yes, I have done this more than once. The corollary is looking for my eyeglasses while they’re on my head, and spending all morning searching for my house keys. On that fateful day, daughter, Curly