Frumpy Middle-aged Mom: Sorry, this column is not about the coronavirus

I hate to break it to you, but this column has nothing to do with the coronavirus. Despite the fact that there’s a terrible shortage of news about our little friend, COVID-19, I’m going to talk to you about something else: my personal travels.
None of us with a brain can go anywhere right now, so my Facebook friends have requested more stories about my trips. (Are you on my Facebook page? Why not?)
We’ve been amusing ourselves on my page telling stories of embarrassing travel i