Frumpy Middle-aged Mom: So bored, I’m watching the dog food

Who says life is dull these days? If you were at my house, you could have watched the dog food with us.
Let me explain.
I couldn’t get the big bag of dry dog food I normally feed my pooches. (Thanks a lot, hoarders). So, I ordered something that looked similar, and it arrived the other day.
If you know dogs, you know this can spell disaster, because dogs and their digestive systems object to new foods, unless it’s meat you cooked yourself.
So I really didn’t know what was going