Frumpy Middle-aged Mom: No sweat. Get off your phone in my sauna.

So, I was in the dry sauna at my gym the other day, after working out. Yes, I was. Stop doubting me.
Anyway, I’m sitting in there in a towel, and the place is packed like Staples Center at a Lady Gaga concert.Across from me, a skinny blond woman, fully dressed down to her shoes, is talking on her cell phone. Loudly, not that you have to shout to be audible in that sauna, which is approximately the size of your average Mazda back seat.
We won’t even get into the issue of why people go