Frumpy Middle-aged Mom: My tips for surviving the holidays

The holidays are careening toward us like a Ferrari driven by Justin Bieber, so that means it’s time for me to get all educational and preachy. Grab your pencils and notebooks, because you’ll want to jot these pearls of wisdom down.
Marla’s tips for surviving the holidays with or without your wacko relatives.
Stay home. Seriously, I mean it. Do you really want to brave the terrifying wilderness of an airport at Christmas, and pay the equivalent of the Guatemalan national debt t