Frumpy Middle-aged Mom: Looking for me? I won’t be covered with dust from Coachella

I want to talk to you about Coachella, and I have plenty of time to do that because I’m not there.
As many of you know, there’s a big honking music festival going on right now out in the desert near Palm Springs, and it attracts about 1.2 zillion young people every year because, well, because there are 1.2 zillion young people going, all with hormones raging.
Oh, yeah, and Beyoncé. And other famed musicians who the ticket holders never actually get to see as more than a small